Can there be something worse than a Yankee?

I guess you would just call the category beyond yankee Lady Gaga.
America's hierarcy in increasing order
Lady Gaga
     population 1, Lady Gaga
Yankees/dirty Hippies/hipsers/fake hippies
     who knows, but they should probably all take a shower.
Hicks/cajuns/red necks/swamp monsters/my cat
     5, because numbers higher than that are beyond them
Southerners
     population unknown and rapidly decreasing
Southern Belles
     population 1, me
I just have so much beef with Lady Gaga.


Literally..

 1. Gaga isn't a word, stop singing it in your songs. Go hang out with Jason Derulo.
2. What you do isn't art anymore,you're only popular because you probably crazy? Not because of how good your songs are, and that's obnoxious.
3. a plethora of pleather.... so wrong
4. The wig, Hannah Montana had it first.
4. How do you get off calling youself a lady? You haven't even mastered the art of wearing tops and bottoms together, and dresses without cutouts all over them. I had this mastered by the time I was two at most.





You can does not equal to you should.

Her legs kind of remind me of beef jerky in this photo...

So much pleather in this picture. I don't understand her statement here. Maybe Something about hookers. Or Deli meats.

Actually, this brings me to a whole new point... do you think she's actually making a statement... Or just trying to mess with everyone's brains. I really just am so confused by her why, why, WHY? In short I have come the conclusion: Lady Gaga is a space alien (the kind that probes you in the night) and is trying to mess with all our brains.

I'm embarrassingly flowery- the kitchen

 So the other day, I was scheming for th apartment I don't have, and I realized something. Some people think (pretty incorrectly) that I have this "rocker girl" persona, but really, I 'm super embarassingly flowery. Literally everythig I own that has a pattern on it, has a flower pattern on it, when I decorate, I pick things with birds and flowers on them, or things that will go with my things that have birds and flowers on them. Yesterday I bought a painting to put in my apartment that I still don't have, and do you know what it had on it? Some birds sitting on a branch with some flowers on it. Whatever, it's okay because I'm a southern lady, we totally dig that stuff. Anyways, when I was thinking about the apartment (did I mention I didn't have one..) I got super excited over th kitchen. Then I realized; it will probably be ugly becaue white appliances are alway the cheapest and those things are ugly. Then I saw this picture:

It wan't long before I  figured out the pattern, because I'm freaky good at online shopping. Then I found out the price 132$ per roll, I don't remember how much was in a roll, but it wasn't 132 dollars worth. So anyhow, I'm thinking about buying the roll copying it and sending it back, or jut projecting it straight from my computer on the wall and painting it on that way, so in other words, it's like pirating the wallpaper? Is that bad? Would it really bother me if it was? Probably not.



The wallpaper

look how cute the birds and flowers are up close, butterflies kind of creep me out, but that's okay.




 


 Then I want to paint inside the cabinets this color yellow, because yellow's my favorite!



Yeah, I don't know why it's doing that weird thing at the top of the photo either.



Cute right?

Yankee #1 Katy Perry

So the other day while I was chilling in the college lounge room and watching an LSU football game, one of the guys from one of those northern states asked me; "do you really use the term yankee?" The answer is yes, obviously. As far as I'm concerned a yankee encompasses anything above Mississippi. Now, you may be thinking to yourself but Katy Perry was born in Santa Barbara, California (actually, this is only if you stalk her... like I do) so the true term should be "dirty hippy" however, in special cases yankees can be independent of their states, and more rarely people in the north can be classified as non-yankees. Anyways back to Katy Perry at the VMAs

creepy tattoo guy+abstract vase×rainbow unicorn=Katy Perry VMA 2010

1. her hair makes her look like a rainbow unicorn. Are they remaking The Last Unicorn and is she starring in it?

2. , I don't care if that's nude fabric that's still not acceptable. She might as well just not be wearing clothes and get a giant tattoo.

3. I don't understand the skirt.... Abstract minimalistic art?

4. There is a fine line between artistic and trashy and Katy Perry, Miley Cyrus and Lady Gaga are trampling all over it

but the best/worst is yet to come, yea there is more to this look, check out the nails.

Why yes, that is Russel Brand on her nails.......... I think that speaks for itself....

Also.... there's a question that's been bothering really deep down for about a year now.... How old is Katy Perry and why does she need a fake I.D.? Yes, to be absolutely honest with you the truth she was number one on my embarrassing songs playlist for quite while until she came out with those new songs Teenage Dream and California Girls and I rediscovered Avril Lavigne's song Girlfriend