Yankee #1 Katy Perry

So the other day while I was chilling in the college lounge room and watching an LSU football game, one of the guys from one of those northern states asked me; "do you really use the term yankee?" The answer is yes, obviously. As far as I'm concerned a yankee encompasses anything above Mississippi. Now, you may be thinking to yourself but Katy Perry was born in Santa Barbara, California (actually, this is only if you stalk her... like I do) so the true term should be "dirty hippy" however, in special cases yankees can be independent of their states, and more rarely people in the north can be classified as non-yankees. Anyways back to Katy Perry at the VMAs

creepy tattoo guy+abstract vase×rainbow unicorn=Katy Perry VMA 2010

1. her hair makes her look like a rainbow unicorn. Are they remaking The Last Unicorn and is she starring in it?

2. , I don't care if that's nude fabric that's still not acceptable. She might as well just not be wearing clothes and get a giant tattoo.

3. I don't understand the skirt.... Abstract minimalistic art?

4. There is a fine line between artistic and trashy and Katy Perry, Miley Cyrus and Lady Gaga are trampling all over it

but the best/worst is yet to come, yea there is more to this look, check out the nails.

Why yes, that is Russel Brand on her nails.......... I think that speaks for itself....

Also.... there's a question that's been bothering really deep down for about a year now.... How old is Katy Perry and why does she need a fake I.D.? Yes, to be absolutely honest with you the truth she was number one on my embarrassing songs playlist for quite while until she came out with those new songs Teenage Dream and California Girls and I rediscovered Avril Lavigne's song Girlfriend