Can there be something worse than a Yankee?

I guess you would just call the category beyond yankee Lady Gaga.
America's hierarcy in increasing order
Lady Gaga
     population 1, Lady Gaga
Yankees/dirty Hippies/hipsers/fake hippies
     who knows, but they should probably all take a shower.
Hicks/cajuns/red necks/swamp monsters/my cat
     5, because numbers higher than that are beyond them
Southerners
     population unknown and rapidly decreasing
Southern Belles
     population 1, me
I just have so much beef with Lady Gaga.


Literally..

 1. Gaga isn't a word, stop singing it in your songs. Go hang out with Jason Derulo.
2. What you do isn't art anymore,you're only popular because you probably crazy? Not because of how good your songs are, and that's obnoxious.
3. a plethora of pleather.... so wrong
4. The wig, Hannah Montana had it first.
4. How do you get off calling youself a lady? You haven't even mastered the art of wearing tops and bottoms together, and dresses without cutouts all over them. I had this mastered by the time I was two at most.





You can does not equal to you should.

Her legs kind of remind me of beef jerky in this photo...

So much pleather in this picture. I don't understand her statement here. Maybe Something about hookers. Or Deli meats.

Actually, this brings me to a whole new point... do you think she's actually making a statement... Or just trying to mess with everyone's brains. I really just am so confused by her why, why, WHY? In short I have come the conclusion: Lady Gaga is a space alien (the kind that probes you in the night) and is trying to mess with all our brains.